We don't even have a child

So I've paid for the break-fast. After contemplating for a while, I've decided to treat my ex-housemates, those whom we all have been living together in our first year here.

And for other friends who has treat me before, I'll find other time to do so. For some reason I've been feeling so good till I am literally feeling like a saint. But it is not a bad thing, cause somebody has said make other happy, and you will too.

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I was printing the label for my housemate's cargo when suddenly the printer's ink depleted. Then a quirky conversation took place when I told him I got a lot of new ink, but I won't be using them cause we all will be going back to Malaysia so I am going to sell them to the junior but I am not sure if there will be anybody who will buy it.

Housemate: How old is your printer?

Me: I'm not sure. I think since we moved in this house together. When did we move in? 5th year? 4th year?

H: I think in the 4th year.

M: That's quite long.

H: Yeah. We have been living together for three years. But we don't even have a child. (evil grin)

M: It's your fault! You are infertile.

H: Well I guess we were doing anal sex so of course we can't conceive.

M: ......

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That's how we are. We really don't doing sex together as he is straight (he got tons of straight porn, even the kinkiest of straight porn), and he is totally not my taste, but usually we makes gay couple jokes. And sometimes our batch friend also doing so, like when seeing I was walking alone (as I always do) they will ask where is your husband/wife (interchangeably).

Like they say, to hide a leaf, hide it in the forest, so to keep living in the closet, sometimes I do gay jokes but most of them I said it from my heart haha. I love how I can touch somebody pretending to make a joke while in actuality I am trying to harass them LOL